I'm Jenna. I'm 18, hella gay, and what even is gender? I lead an exciting life involving hiding in my room playing on the internet. Portal is my one true video game love.
FACT OF THE DAY: car horns were invented by Oliver Lucas in 1910. Their original purpose was to communicate with the geese that overpopulated much of England in the early 20th century. The tone and pitch of the horn was Geese for “Get the ___ out of the road you ____ birds.” It worked so well at its job that car horns are now installed in virtually every automobile worldwide.
That must be why I never see any geese in the roads!! Thanks Oliver Lucas!!
canadian: *shows up 15 minutes late with tim hortons. for everyone.*
#this sounds like a joke but it's not
do you ever drop something and instead of picking it back up you just stare at on the ground and think about what a failure you are
DO NOT DISMISS A SOMETHING A CHILD IS PROUD OF. LOOK AT IT. POINT SOMETHING OUT AND TELL THEM YOU LOVE IT. IF A CHILD DRAWS YOU A RAINBOW, TELL THEM YOU LOVE HOW IT HAS RED. THEY WILL THINK “WOW. IT DOES HAVE RED. THEY LOVE HOW I PUT RED IN IT. I PUT RED IN IT. AND THEY NOTICED.” MAKE SURE YOUR CHILD KNOWS YOU ARE PROUD OF THEM.